This is some dumb game i made a while ago. The joke was that it is intentionally bad. Because this was around the time that i was in to the "micheal p" and "minecraft awesome parodies" youtube channels who's gimmicks are nothing more than "its bad on purpose and its earrape". believe it for not, intentionally bad is still bad and those channels are awful. and so is this game. It was a waste of time to make, and also a waste of time to edit for this upload. but i did it for the sake of preservation i guess.
The original version of this game is what got my old itch.io account banned from search indexing. which includes both the itch.io search page and search engines like Duckduckgo Bing Yahoo and Google. The reason was because it has earrape loud sounds. almost every sound was boosted as far as it could go.
So to fix that, this version here is a Special Edition where i removed all the earrape music and the copyrighted Messiah "oof" sound that was stolen and used in lego ripoff oops i mean robolox. But i kept the earrape dialogue and turned the volume way down to 5% using ffmpeg. so hopefully it is not as bad. and i took the one non-earrape dialog and turned it down 40%